Fun Adult Novelties

Wind-Up Bumpin Bunnies

Watch the bunnies getting it on.

Great fun to get the party started!

Wind-up Blow Job

I wish my partner could keep going as long as this wind-up toy!

These go down well at stag parties.

Wind-up Happy Lover

Wind it up and watch them go at it like two dogs in heat!

Wind-up Jumping Jolly Pecker

Ever seen a jumping willy? Neither had we but this had us in stitches.

Collect them then race them to create your own willy olympics, watch the willies compete for first place (just like the real thing really)!

Wind-Up Willy On Wheels

I've heard of men treating their cars as an extension of their pecker, but this is going to far!

Customize yours with go faster stripes and halogen spot lights on the front.

Please note the colour options and spot like options are a joke, like the original Ford motor car you can have this item in any colour you like as long as it's skin colour :-)

Pencil with Rubber Willy

Now you can put your rubber willy on the end of your pencil.

Sexy Cocktail Sippers

Pack of six little willies on straws.

Guaranteed to liven-up any party.

Wash and re-use them.

Novelty Female Sippers

Pack of two, big boobs on straws.

Guaranteed to liven-up any party.

Wash and re-use.

Squirting Small Cucumber

Guess what's inside the cucumber? Not too difficult was it.

But don't look too close because... squirt.. You've got it in the eye!

Squirting Banana

Guess what's inside the banana? Not too difficult was it.

But don't look too close because... squirt.. You've got it in the eye!

Party Picks

Box of 48 naughty party picks showing various sexual positions.

Great discussion topic.

Metal Bottle Opener

Keep the erotic theme going with this sexy bottle opener for the beers.

Penis Hoopla

How many hoops can you get on the willy?

Maybe you can graduate to playing with the real thing!

Pecker Magnet

Stick this little willy on the fridge.

Boobie and Buttock Magnet

Great fridge fun for everyone.

Jolly PopUp Lighter

It doesn't light anything (shoots blanks), but it does make people laugh.

Wind-Up Jumping Joni Jumper

If jumping willies was silly this is off the scale.

Sweet Sweet Sucker

If you can't suck the real thing, this baby sucker in the form of a penis could be just what you need.

Sex Lipstick

No good for colouring lips, but you could surprise a few people.

Sensual Dice

Do you dare roll the dice?

Great party game for two or more.

Pecker Earrings

Yeah, yeah, we know this is over the top.

But you've got to be crazy sometimes.

If anyone shouts Cum Ear you have our permission to tip a drink over their head.

Sex Ice Cube Tray

Make yourself some drink chillers in the shape of a willy.

Inflatable Sheep

We still don't know why anyone buys these but they keep walking out of the door!

Chocolate Body Paint Boxed

Decorate your partner with chocolate and then enjoy the treat.

Extra large 250ml pot.

Complete with brush.

Body Sauce Mint Choc

Squeeze it on, lick it off. What could be more fun?

his is mint chocolate flavour. 140ml tube.

Body Sauce Strawberry

Squeeze it on, lick it off. What could be more fun?

This is strawberry flavour. 140ml tube.

Body Sauce W/Fruit

Squeeze it on, lick it off. What could be more fun?

This is woodland fruits flavour. 140ml tube.

Men's Edible Undies

Ever heard the saying "you look good enough to eat"? Now you can take it to a new level with edible underwear!

Goes down well with whipped cream and strawberries.

Women's Edible Undies

Ever heard the saying "you look good enough to eat"? Now you can take it to a new level with edible underwear!

Goes down well with whipped cream and strawberries.

Strip Mug Female

Guess what happens when you pour in a hot drink? The lady loses her clothes.

And then gets them back as the mug cools.

They weren't kidding when they said this was for hot drinks.

Strip Mug Male

Guess what happens when you pour in a hot drink? The man loses his clothes.

And then gets them back as the mug cools.

They weren't kidding when they said this was for hot drinks.

Furry Handcuffs

Fun metal handcuffs with key, covered in soft black fabric.

Great for fun and games.

Furry Handcuffs

Fun metal handcuffs with key, covered in soft zebra fabric.

Great for fun and games.

Furry Handcuffs

Fun metal handcuffs with key, covered in soft pink fabric.

Great for fun and games.